she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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