does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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