He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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