I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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