Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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