oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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