I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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