You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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