Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.