There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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