Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Just invented taco cereal.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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