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She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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