Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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