my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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