I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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