Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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