need another drink. this is the easiest way
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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