Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I have demons in me.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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