so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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