Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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