i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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