Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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