just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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