I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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