I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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