I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
