i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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