Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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