You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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