tell your sister to shave her snatch
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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