Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I party with great urgency now.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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