she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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