we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
