hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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