Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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