matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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