we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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