I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
you didnt know i had herpes?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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