I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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