i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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