Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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