We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
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so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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