the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I wish life had little blips of pornography
time to smoke my breakfast
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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