The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Can Purell be used as lube?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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