i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
smell my finger.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
