is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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