Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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