new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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