that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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