Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
i think im in europe. pls send help
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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