Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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