I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
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