A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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